Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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