Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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