D3 body, D1 cock
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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