She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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