the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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