How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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