My nipple is on Facebook.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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