You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I forget how to act sober
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize