Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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