Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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