i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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