I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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