TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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