At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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