I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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