he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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