so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I am naked and annoyed.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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