Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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