my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He? As in you personified your dick?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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