if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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