My sheets look like a crime scene.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I am available for nakedness
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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