he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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