I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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