i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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