its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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