I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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