may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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