I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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