i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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