your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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