Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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