ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Randomize
