i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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