haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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