Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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