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Pussy?

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how

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Wat do u mean how?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe

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(301): View more from Maryland

did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.

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(419): View more from Ohio

cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.

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(239): View more from Florida

I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.

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So you're drunk waiting for the bus.

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(303): View more from Colorado

no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS

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AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????

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