just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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