a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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