Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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