He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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