At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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