Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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