you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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