If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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