plz talk dirty to me
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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