Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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