I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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