my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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