Non-Jews are for practice
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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