I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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