Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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