Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
