This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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