I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize